hop on.

do yourself a favor, turn this up and groove.

mullets drop our panties.

I Just Lost A Lot Of Money

absolutely brilliant = natural born killers

baby taco.

babes.

parks and rec fans unite.

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,2066367_2066369_2066436,00.html

best of best bestest.

We then began our journey to the mountains. 
Sallie: “I’m going to shit right here in my seat when we get there. You are too, Kailee. Then we will rub all our shit together and bake it in the sun.” 
Kailee: “Then we will put it in our backpacks and carry it to the top of the mountain.” 

We definitely shit our pants up there. 


The music was bumping
hugs, kisses, champagne-spraying
sexual texting 
Sal’s underwear hanging on the back antenna
took some shots in the shower
Minnesoootan accents.

one more.

she loves it.

have a great day.

cunt.

A must read for every woman. At times disagreeable and disgustingly graphic yet I loved it.

ha.

we want to be his friend.

hello little boys little toys.

How I Feel Today

won't you come play with us?

WE run it.

greatest movie ever.